(Sung to the tune of "White Christmas")
I'm dreaming of a fat Christmas
Fall fashions hide my double chin
As I'm making the rounds
And gaining ten pounds
It's Christmas time, forget the gym !
I'm dreaming of a large buffet
Say no to crudités and yes to cheese
May your horsd'oeuvres be deep fried
And please
Serve chocolate cheesecake near your trees
James DeFord 2001
